Parents go wild with non-stop sex and parties with kids at camp
On the first Monday in June, Kristjana Hillberg dropped off her 10-year-old at circus camp, her 4-year-old at Montessori day camp, and her 2-year-old at daycare. Then she headed straight to the sex shop to buy toys and supplies “to spice things up.”
The 32-year-old media manager had big plans: she had taken the day off and intended to stay away from emails and her husband, Kurt.
“He texted me and said, ‘Let’s stay in bed and fk all day,'” Hillberg, an Arizona native now living in South Dakota, told The Post. “I was like, ‘Oh my God, yeah. I can’t wait to be close to each other and not worry about making too much noise. It’s going to be a day full of rejuvenation. ”
It was the first time the couple had the house all to themselves since the pandemic began, and they took full advantage of it. They headed straight for the bedroom, drew the curtains and made up for lost time.
“Sometimes when the kids don’t go to bed until 9 p.m., you’re tired and you don’t have the stamina [to be intimate]“, said Hillberg.
After years of pandemic-limited childcare, camp is in session and full-time nannies are back on the payroll this summer. The parents let loose, indulge in sex, drugs and big parties while their offspring braid ropes and a canoe.
“We’ve had couples come in asking for lap dances, and they’re like, ‘Look, our kids are with the babysitter,’ or ‘They’re at camp, and we’re just here to have a good time. .’ They work full time, they have a little break for the summer and they go out to party,” Katie Paul, general manager of Wonderland, an adult entertainment club in the Flatiron District, told the Post. ‘ve not seen this as much before the pandemic.”
Risky role play
Nidah Barber-Raymond, 48, an esthetician who owns the Peel Connection in New York and Beverly Hills, Calif., also took advantage of the summer season to heat up her marriage.
Last month, while her children, ages 4 and 8, were at day camp, she and her husband met at the Beverly Hills Hotel one afternoon for some role-playing around the pool.
“I told him to meet me at the pool lounge, and we just pretended we were strangers meeting for the first time,” Barber-Raymond said. They later had other parents at their private cabin for a day-long party celebrating not only their childless status, but also their fifth birthday.
“We said, ‘Leave your kids with the nanny and come party by the pool,'” she said.
The party is on
Other mothers leave their husbands at home and get frisky with their friends. Jess, 40, a mother of four aged 2 to 10, left the suburbs earlier this week for a girls’ night out at Nebula nightclub in Midtown. While her little ones slept through a day of sailing, tennis and swimming at their Westchester country club camp, Jess and her friends engaged in a dance battle to Shaggy’s “It Wasn’t Me” with a band of Gen Zers who didn’t I don’t know the lyrics.
“We were literally like 22-year-olds on the dance floor,” Jess, a former assistant manager, told the Post, declining to give her last name for work reasons.
“We’ve been moms from hell for the past two years and said, ‘We’re finally free,'” Jess said. “We have paid our dues. We did the whole pandemic. I homeschooled the children. Now the camps are open, my nannies are back full time, and I’m like, “Fk it, we’re out.” ”
She dusted off an old pair of Jimmy Choos for the night, put on a short dress and told her husband not to wait.
“Now nobody depends on my boobs except me and my awesome outfit,” she said. “I would have been on that bench if I hadn’t had my last baby 18 months ago.”
She and her friends stayed out until 4 a.m. dancing and shooting tequila. It was a blast, even though she felt it the next day.
“I’m not going to lie. My knees hurt from wearing my 6 inch Jimmys that I haven’t worn in 10 years. It was 100% worth it,” she said. “We didn’t take any photos. We tried to pretend it was 20 years ago – no Boomerangs, no Reels, no proof.
Meanwhile, Chloe Jo Davis, mom of three sons under 12 and founder of lifestyle site GirlieGirlArmy.com, stays connected while getting by. Her boys went off to a seven-week slumber camp — #bliss — and she started sipping a margarita while logging into Campanion, a mobile app that lets her watch kids ziplining at their camp at Beach Lake, Pennsylvania. Friends who frequent his pool party have been known to occasionally trigger a joint or a vape. It’s a pleasure she says she deserves.
“You work so hard to help with your homework for 10 months, so you can live your best life together,” she said.